If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t dessert.
Category: Short SMS
Familiarity breeds children.
Prospective father-in-law – Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law – First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.
Be nice to your kids.
They’ll choose your nursing home.
If you can’t explain it simply,
you don’t understand it well enough.
Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down.
What is a free gift?
Aren’t all gifts free?
Plan your work and work your plan.
Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I’m with you.
A man can’t be too carefull in the choice of his enemies.