If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!
Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.
A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little fur ball that barfs on the furniture.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.