Failures

There are two kind of failures- those who thought and never did and those who did and never thought.

Distance Saying

Before whining about the distance you drive -
( Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet )

How Life Changes

While you were still learning to speak, your mom understood everything you tried to say.
Today we say a lot and claim “Mom you don’t understand”
Look how life changes.

Marriage

Marriage is like going to restaurant, selecting your own choice from the menu and then looking at neighboring table thinking “I should have ordered that”

Only Special Ones

Everybody seems to
be SPECIAL at first sight,
But only the SPECIAL ones
maintain their level of dignity
till the last sight of the life.

Be You

Never make a person priority, when she makes you an option!

Relation In

1 stone is enough to break a glass,
1 sentence is enough to break a heart
1 second is enough 2 fall in love
1 sms is enough to keep relation in tough.
luv..u…

Love

If some1 throws stone towards u!
throw love towards him.
but
if some1 throws LOVE towards u!
then sit for a while…
Think b/s Love hurts more than stone!!

Love

If some1 throws stone towards u!
throw love towards him.
but
if some1 throws LOVE towards u!
then sit for a while…
Think b/s Love hurts more than stone!!

Motivational

Motivational Message :-

Whenever you are Criticised, do not get upset.
Always Remeber this..

“NO STONES ARE THROWN ON A FRUITLESS TREE”..

Winning Secret

By Avoiding 2 Things… You’ll Win in Life : -

1. COMPARING with others..
2. EXPECTING from others..

So Far

I’m so far behind, I thought I was first.

Funny

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!!

Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!!.

Ur Mind

beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Funny

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, cant do work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

My Principle

MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE
If someone throws a stone at you throw a flower at him
BUT

Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . -

Advice Of Dentist

Advice of Dentist:

“Treat Your Girlfriend like a Toothbrush.
Don’t Let Anybody Else Use It, And Get a New One in Every Three Months.

Life Of A Bachelor

Marry And Make A Woman Happy.

OR

Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy…!

Friday Exception

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

“Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”

Gap Of Confidence

There’s a Small Gap Between Confidence and Over-Confidence:

You can Kiss your Girlfriend is Confidence.

And Only You can Kiss your Girlfriend is Over-Confidence.