Happy Birthday

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Lovely Massege

Lovely massege for a lovely friend for a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style..HAPPY BIRTHDAY..

New Year Begins

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.

Starting Love

when the time comes for u
to give ur heart someone
.
.
Make sure that he will never
break ur hearf
bcz broken hearts have no spare parts

Start You Life

LIFE stars with VIOLENCE.
But ends with SILENCE.
LOVE starts with FEAR
but ends with TEAR.
true FREINDSHIP starts
HOWEVER,but ends NEVER..

Your Name

“I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay”

A Little Angel

If I was a little angel
which of course you know I’m not!
I’d give you all you’re wishin’ for
and everything I’ve got.
I’d wish you sunshine everyday
the moon and stars above,
great big smiles straight from the heart
and baskets filled with love.

Qoute

Those who live for others really live and those who live only for themselves are more dead than alive

This Monster

Oh, it’s incredible! From that we created this monster?

Babies Facts

Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!

Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

Happy Birthday

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
Happy Birthday!!!

Your Birthday

(=X=)
( ‘o’ ) “) 1000KM
(,(!–!)
!_!-”

(=X=)
(” ( ‘o’ ) 500KM
(!–!),)
“-!_!

(=X=)
( ‘o’ ) “) 10KM
(,(!–!)
!_!-”

I cOmE FaR 2 wIsH U hApPy BiRtHdAy !!!

Camel Cow Donkey

A
Camel
cow
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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.
.
now say something
your turn !!!!!

Color Of Frequency

Watz d color of frequency??

Ans: PURPLE..

frequency= 1/Tym
Dat means 1/sec n
1sec=1 pal So 1/pal, i.e. per pal
So itz PURPLE..

Mobile Operator

this is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile

please put it on the floor
and
start jumping on it

New Rule

Government of (your country) has introduced new rule,
That good looking people will b thrown out.
U r safe but where should i hide ?

Sardars Interview

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Start Button

Why is it that our computer has a “START” button
but………..
.

Window 98

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY…

Atoms

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”