Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One’s a phony buck.
Q: Where does a fish keep his money? A: In the River Bank!
Q: What do fish use for money? A: Sand dollars!
Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars? A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs.
Q: What do you find in between the couch? A: M&M’s and fifty cent
Q: Do you know 50 Cent’s half brother’s name? A: 25 Cent.
Q: Why did Bank Of America want to return all the government bailout money ASAP? A: Because they were upset at all the hidden fees!
Q: What do corn use for money? A: Corn “Bread.”
Q: Where do seagulls invest their money? A: In the stork market!
Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce? A: Ten grand!