So Far
I’m so far behind, I thought I was first.
Funny
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!!.
Ur Mind
beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Funny
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, cant do work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
My Principle
MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE
If someone throws a stone at you throw a flower at him
BUT
Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . -
Advice Of Dentist
Advice of Dentist:
“Treat Your Girlfriend like a Toothbrush.
Don’t Let Anybody Else Use It, And Get a New One in Every Three Months.
Life Of A Bachelor
Marry And Make A Woman Happy.
OR
Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy…!
Friday Exception
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
“Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”
Gap Of Confidence
There’s a Small Gap Between Confidence and Over-Confidence:
You can Kiss your Girlfriend is Confidence.
And Only You can Kiss your Girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Height Of Flirting
What is the Height of Flirting?
It’s When Your Love Letter Starts With:
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN…!
Cant Be Found
What’s Common Between:
A Brilliant, Cute, Considerate, Forever Lovable, Faithful Girlfriend And Osama Bin Laden?
Both Can’t Be Found…!
Face Consequenes
Q: If A Devil Catches Your Wife, What Would You Do?
A: You Can Do Nothing…If A Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences. ..!
Lemons
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
If U Want Success
If u want SUCCESS in life,
Be Sweet as Honey,
Be Regular as Clock,
Be Fresh as Rose,
Be Soft as Tissue,
Be Strong as Rock,
Be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME…..