All I Want
All I want is a shiny silver volvo, owning vampire boyfriend who compose me lullabys and sparkles in the sun, Its that so much to ask for?
If If If
If you are cute,you can call me baby.
If you are nice, you can call me sweetie,
but if you miss me cll me now!!
Men Like Bank Accounts
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Love
Don’t Rush Falling into love, for love never runs out,even if somebody asks u y u r single,
just tell them “God is just busy writing the best love story for me”
Men
“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
Men And Toilets
WHY MEN ARE LIKE TOILETS ??
1)they are always out of order
2)they stink
3)the nice ones are always engaged
4)they consume large amounts of liquid
5)they are constantly full of c**p
Men
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have
lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums
on the market!.
Prince Charming
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Attitude
Dont walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you dont care who rules the world!
Thats called Attitude€! Keep on rocking!
True Love
a man can love a million girls, but only a real man can love one girl in a million ways!
Warning
Be careful when a boy tells you that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
This means that there is enough space
For other girls on top of his heart .
So Cool
he look so cool…
who is he name?
Notice 4 Men
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause…
Did you ever notice ?
How all women problems begin with MEN!