Gals R Like Phones
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected !
Girls R Like Ferrari
Girls are like Ferrari cars…. They are good to see and fell But are difficult to own and maintain.
-Michael Schumacher
The Lie
shes just a typical teenage girl…angry
insecure, confused.
she wants you to tell her things will be okay…
but she hates to be lied to..
Read A Girl
Even if you can’t read a girl like a book, its nice to thumb the pages.
Cry
You hide behind ur smile,
But ur eyes tell more than u know..
You laugh 2 help fight away the tears
And even u hide ur pain, just 2 prove that u’re strong
So please cry, just once so I can wipe the tears from ur face..!
About Boys And Girls
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.
Behind A Woman
Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.
She Knows
She’s strong because she knows
what it’s like to be weak
She keeps a guard up because
she knows what it’s like to
cry herself to sleep
Girl
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
Type Of Girl
I’m the type of girl that can
watch hundreds of
horror movies and not
get scared but would
scream at the top of
her lungs when toast
pops out of the toaster
Women
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Kiss A Teacher
NEVER KISS A POLICE LADY, SHE WILL SAY: HANDS UP! NEVER KISS A DOCTOR LADY, SHE WILL SAY: NEXT PLEASE! ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER LADY, SHE WILL SAY: REPEAT IT 10 TIMES!
Abbreviation
ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:
M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE……..
Wife
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Love
i do not love everything.only what is the best.so…i love you!
Staring Girl Devils
Sometimes You Might Catch Me Staring At You. It’s not Because You Are Cute,
But Because My Mom Told Me That Devils Have Tails And I’m Just Wondering Where’s Yours…?
All I Want
All I want is a shiny silver volvo, owning vampire boyfriend who compose me lullabys and sparkles in the sun, Its that so much to ask for?
If If If
If you are cute,you can call me baby.
If you are nice, you can call me sweetie,
but if you miss me cll me now!!
Men Like Bank Accounts
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Love
Don’t Rush Falling into love, for love never runs out,even if somebody asks u y u r single,
just tell them “God is just busy writing the best love story for me”