Wife: honey, what r u looking 4? Husband: nothing Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-Because I cannot contain so much happiness.
What is the difference between Wife & Sister in law? Sister in law is Beauty, Wife is duty, Sister in law is passion, Wife is tension, Sister in law is cool, Wife is fool, Sister in law is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:p
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster: Dude, this is a post office, go and report in a police station. Man:Oops… I am so happy that I am not knowing what to do.