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IF U NOTICE THIS NOTICE,YOU WILL NOTICE THIS NOTICE IS NOT WORTH NOTICING!

Tears r special than smyls bcz smyls u giv 2 any1 bt tears u share wt ppl u love

I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…

Hi – I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t dessert.

Familiarity breeds children.

Prospective father-in-law – Do you drink? Prospective son-in-law – First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.