A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks): Student: Is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?
A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!
Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others … Student: yeah that is because our dreams are always BIG sir
Some tips to study … Don’t study hard but study well; Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too; Don’t memorize, but understand fully; Never call it difficult but a challenge; Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn; Never be sorry for not sleeping some days, …..There’s lots of time
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ?? Dad: of course not, why? Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! … Thanks Dad
Never ask a lady about her age! Never ask a man about his salary! And now-a-days …. Never ask a student about his percentage …. . Because it hurts !!!!