A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks): Student: Is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?
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Convince Them or Confuse Them
If you can’t Convince Them then try to Confuse them! A good way to answer unknown questions in Exam!
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN Year 1995 : Answer all questions. Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question. Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C). Year 2010 : Write either a or b. Year 2015 : Please only read the questions. Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!
A student didn’t know what to do
A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!
The shortest relationship
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!
Scientist n Student
Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others … Student: yeah that is because our dreams are always BIG sir
Some tips to study
Some tips to study … Don’t study hard but study well; Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too; Don’t memorize, but understand fully; Never call it difficult but a challenge; Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn; Never be sorry for not sleeping some days, …..There’s lots of time
Son n Dad
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ?? Dad: of course not, why? Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! … Thanks Dad
Never ask
Never ask a lady about her age! Never ask a man about his salary! And now-a-days …. Never ask a student about his percentage …. . Because it hurts !!!!
When I was a child I was afraid
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
