SMSLuv.Com - Text Messages Collection, Birthday SMS And More » Technology http://www.smsluv.com Sun, 01 Aug 2010 07:05:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=1791 Color Of Frequency http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/color-of-frequency http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/color-of-frequency#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:48:31 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=918 Watz d color of frequency??

Ans: PURPLE..

frequency= 1/Tym
Dat means 1/sec n
1sec=1 pal So 1/pal, i.e. per pal
So itz PURPLE..

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/color-of-frequency/feed 0 Mobile Operator http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/mobile-operator http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/mobile-operator#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:48:15 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=916 this is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile

please put it on the floor
and
start jumping on it

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/mobile-operator/feed 0 New Rule http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/new-rule http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/new-rule#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:47:57 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=914 Government of (your country) has introduced new rule,
That good looking people will b thrown out.
U r safe but where should i hide ?

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/new-rule/feed 0 Sardars Interview http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/sardars-interview http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/sardars-interview#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:47:42 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=912 In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

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but………..
.

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/start-button/feed 0 Window 98 http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/window-98 http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/window-98#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:46:47 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=908 Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY…

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/window-98/feed 0 Atoms http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/atoms http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/atoms#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:46:27 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=906 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/atoms/feed 0 Apple http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/apple http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/apple#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:45:54 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=904 Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/apple/feed 0 Joke http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/joke http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/joke#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:44:14 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=900 Two Beggars Met

Two Software Engineers Met

Both Asked The Same Question
To Each Other

Guess What
?

So?

Which Platform
R U Working On?

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/joke/feed 0 Techanical Overdose http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/techanical-overdose http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/techanical-overdose#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:43:54 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=898 Height of Techanical Overdose
.
.
A Computer Software Engineer falling 4m d Roof of a building Shouts

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

F1
F1
F1 (Help)
..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/techanical-overdose/feed 0 Math Mystery http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/math-mystery http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/math-mystery#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:43:26 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=896 Biggest Mystery in Maths :-

1000 Years passed,
Million of Theorems derived,
Crores of Formulas made,
But still…

X is Unknown!!!!

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/math-mystery/feed 0 A Computer Prayer http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/a-computer-prayer http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/a-computer-prayer#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:42:56 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=894 A Comp’s Prayer :

Our HDD
Which art internal
Volume C by name
Thy code b clean
Thy fonts b seen
On screen as they r on paper
Give us this day our docs
n lead us nt into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
4 thine is the SCSI
4ever n Ever
Amen

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/a-computer-prayer/feed 0 Students Desire http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/students-desire http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/students-desire#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:42:33 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=892 The Most Unfulfilled Desire of All Science Students is . . . . .

A BOMB should have fallen instead of an APPLE on Newton.

]]> http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/students-desire/feed 0 New Game For Phone http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/new-game-for-phone http://www.smsluv.com/jokes/new-game-for-phone#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:42:09 +0000 admin http://localhost/test-blog/?p=890 CONGRATS.

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.

u will win ,

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