Color Of Frequency
Watz d color of frequency??
Ans: PURPLE..
frequency= 1/Tym
Dat means 1/sec n
1sec=1 pal So 1/pal, i.e. per pal
So itz PURPLE..
Mobile Operator
this is your mobile operator
we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile
please put it on the floor
and
start jumping on it
New Rule
Government of (your country) has introduced new rule,
That good looking people will b thrown out.
U r safe but where should i hide ?
Sardars Interview
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Start Button
Why is it that our computer has a “START” button
but………..
.
Window 98
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY…
Atoms
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
Apple
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
Good Night
#include”nite.h”
#include”bed.h”
main( )
(
lites.switchoff
blnket.on
prntf(”GudNite”)
while(time!=mrng)
eyes=close
return (sweet dream)
)
Joke
Two Beggars Met
Two Software Engineers Met
Both Asked The Same Question
To Each Other
Guess What
?
So?
Which Platform
R U Working On?
Techanical Overdose
Height of Techanical Overdose
.
.
A Computer Software Engineer falling 4m d Roof of a building Shouts
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
F1
F1
F1 (Help)
..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Math Mystery
Biggest Mystery in Maths :-
1000 Years passed,
Million of Theorems derived,
Crores of Formulas made,
But still…
X is Unknown!!!!
A Computer Prayer
A Comp’s Prayer :
Our HDD
Which art internal
Volume C by name
Thy code b clean
Thy fonts b seen
On screen as they r on paper
Give us this day our docs
n lead us nt into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
4 thine is the SCSI
4ever n Ever
Amen
Students Desire
The Most Unfulfilled Desire of All Science Students is . . . . .
A BOMB should have fallen instead of an APPLE on Newton.
New Game For Phone
CONGRATS.
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.
u will win ,