Couple Virus
S*x is like programing One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Love Me
if i were you i’d fall in love with me wouldn’t you
Love
I used to think that the world was so unfair..that it gave me so many reasons to hate it, but Now!how can i hate such a wonderful world that gave me you? x x x
4 D 1 U Luv
your my sunshine on a rainy day,
your my escape when theres obstacles in my way,
your the smile through the tears,
you keep me going through all the years x x x
Sharing With U
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w/u hAs
beEn
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nd 8s
cRtAinlY
1 of d
bEst
higHlightS
n mY liFe…
hoPe u’l
alwayS
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4 gOod
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i hAve:)
Marriage
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Married Text
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in H**l?
Answer: The days after marriage!
B4 N Aftr Marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
dont come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,hehe…..
Marriage
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
U N Me
When a ” me ” and a ” you ” decide to become a couple,a new entity called ” us ” comes into being.
Marriage
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Wedding Night
75 yrs old man married to a 15 yrs old girl.
On their first night both were crying.
Why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
Sleep Talking
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Marriage
Marriage
is like
going to a resturant..
u order
ur choice
frm
the menu
then
look at the
neighbours table wish-
ohhh i would have ordered that dish