Husband: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” Wife: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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Idea of honesty in a relationship…
Q: What’s a husbands idea of honesty in a relationship? A: Telling you his real name.
Smartest thing a husband can say…
Q: What’s the smartest thing a husband can say? A: “My wife says…”
Your husband to do sit ups…
Q: What’s the best way to force your husband to do sit ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes.
My wife’s an angel!
First Husband: My wife’s an angel! Second Husband: You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
Your a abcdefghijk wife!
Husband: Your a abcdefghijk wife! Wife: Oh why? Husband: You are adorable, beautiful, cute, dim[in a nice way], elegent, funny, great, happy wife. Wife: Oh well what does ijk stand for? Husband: I’m just kidding.
There’s a classified ad…
Wife: There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. Husband: (smirks) Wife: Would you swap me for a season ticket? Husband: Absolutely not,” Wife: “How Sweet! Husband: The season’s more than half over!
Husband and mascara
Q: What does a husband and mascara have in common? A: They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Women talk twice as much as men…
Husband: You know it’s a proven fact that women talk twice as much as men! Wife: That’s because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands! Husband: What?
