Husband: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” Wife: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Husband: Your a abcdefghijk wife! Wife: Oh why? Husband: You are adorable, beautiful, cute, dim[in a nice way], elegent, funny, great, happy wife. Wife: Oh well what does ijk stand for? Husband: I’m just kidding.
Wife: There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. Husband: (smirks) Wife: Would you swap me for a season ticket? Husband: Absolutely not,” Wife: “How Sweet! Husband: The season’s more than half over!