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What did Mrs Claus say to Santa? Answer: Look at the Rain Dear!

KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE ? DISNEY DISNEY WHO? DISNEY MAKE SENCE.

Knock knock who’s there? BOO BOO WHO? OH YOU DIDN’T NEED TO CRY IT WAS ONLY A JOKE.

PATIENT:DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF CURTAINS. DOCTOR: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!!!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Answer: Lilly!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Bear Bear Who? Bear Bum

Why did the one handed man cross the road? Answer: To get to the second hand shop!

What do you get when you cross a rooster, a dog and something gross? Answer: A cockle poodle ew!

Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? Answer: To draw the curtains !

Why did the tap dancer retire? Answer: He kept falling in the sink!