Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.