SMS Luv

I’m a virus, I’m entering ur brain now…sorry I’ll leave, I can’t find a brain.

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…searching…

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV…

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case, they’re nothing.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

You’re the best at all you do – and all you do is make people hate you.

Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.