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A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field? Answer: One. If he combines all his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?” Answer: Neither. Egg yolks are yellow.

If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Answer: You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in second place, not first.

In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Answer: You can’t take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or iPad or cell phone) to take a picture.

Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible? Answer:Billie lives in the southern hemisphere.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer:Incorrectly (except when it is spelled incorrecktly).

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.

A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? Answer: Johnny