A young women goes to the hospital to have her baby. No husband or boyfriend is present. The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and says I must warn you your baby is black. The woman says “Well I was in desprate need for money and there was a porno and
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Getting Paid
Getting Paid An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $30.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.” The woman
Monopoly Money at the stripper…
Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
Flowers
A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his wife and she says “I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now.” And her husband asks “Why, don’t you have a vase?”
Great ideas in bed…
Q: Why does your husband get their great ideas in bed? A: Because the are plugged into a genius!
Difference between…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a prick? A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying. A prick is your husband the guy who owns it.
Just like you…
Husband: Life’s a bitch, just like you. Wife: Actually life is short, just like your dick.
Why is our salary like your wifes period?
Q: Why is our salary like your wifes period? A: It comes once in a month,lasts only for four or five days and if any month it does not come it means your fucked.
Your wife and a fridge…
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and a fridge? A: A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.
