Q: What’s the difference between Former Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their wives. “What are you getting your wife?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “I’m getting her a diamond ring and a Mercedes.” “Why both?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “That way