Q: What’s the difference between Former Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
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Why do Jewish guys…
Q: Why do Jewish guys watch porno movies backwards? A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Who makes more money?
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A: A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!
Rich & Poor
Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their wives. “What are you getting your wife?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “I’m getting her a diamond ring and a Mercedes.” “Why both?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “That way
Your husband have a hole…
Q: Why does your husband have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
How do you stop your husband…
Q: How do you stop your husband from raping you? A: Throw him the remote control.
Colonel Sanders like the…
Q: How is Colonel Sanders like the typical husband? A: All he’s concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Why doesn’t a wife have her husbands brains?
Q. Why doesn’t a wife have her husbands brains? A. Because they don’t have penises to keep them in!
